My husband, Dan Dion is a photographer who travels a lot for business leaving me solo with my two kids, aged four and one. This time, I got smart and roped him in to guest blogging for me. Here is his take on the Rio Hotel in Vegas.

- The Rio All Suites Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, NV.
I’m not a big VEGAS guy. I can usually handle it for two or three days, tops. Gambling…I’m sorry…”gaming” isn’t really my thing, though I can kill a fair amount of time with video poker while sucking back beers and watching sports.
So I was actually looking forward this trip because I was only going to be there for one night. I had a photo shoot with Penn Jillette- the mouthier, bombastic half of comedy/magic/illusionist duo Penn and Teller, who have an ongoing show at the Rio All-Suite Hotel and Casino.
Having mostly been there on weekends previously, I was curious what Vegas was like on a Tuesday in the off-season. Would the cream rise to the top, or would the worst features stand out? Turns out it was a little of both.
As an “all-suite” hotel, The Rio delivers at a great price. My room was just $70 and enormous. There was a comfortable king-sized bed, a couple of couches, and a bathroom larger than some hotel rooms I’ve stayed in in New York for three times the price. There was both a stocked mini-bar refrigerator, as well as another one for personal foodstuffs. My biggest beef? No WiFi, which in this day and age is like having a hotel without running water. DSL was available via a cable (a cable is a plastic-encased wire that “plugs in” to a computer) for $10 a day.

- The suites are huge and the price is right at The Rio.
But suite or no suite, Vegas is not meant to be spent in one’s room, and I had an hour or so before my shoot, so I want to explore the hotel. Rio’s theme is Carnival, which is a better concept than, say, Venice, for a Las Vegas casino. I just think scantily clad cocktail waitresses go better with modern festive Brazil than the Renaissance. But then I’m a history buff.
The staff at the theater couldn’t have been more different. The box office was very polite, and the bartender was gregarious and joking with almost every customer. It had been over 15 years since I’d seen Penn and Teller, and was pleasantly surprised that their show is actually much more nuanced and low-tech than when I’d seen their “Broadway” show at The Curran Theater in San Francisco. It is truly one of the most sophisticated comedic shows in Vegas.
The show let out around ten, and I expected that I would have many choices for a late dinner. Not so. Although there are more than ten restaurants and cafes in the hotel, at that hour on a Tuesday my options were bleak. RUB BBQ? Closed. All American Bar & Grille? Sign said “Open Late Night”, but not serving. McFadden’s Irish Bar? Transformed from pub into a raunchy Karaoke bar. It seemed my only choice for a proper meal was the Sao Paulo Cafe, which had about as much charm and ambiance as a hospital cafeteria.
To be fair, there were amenities I did not avail myself of- Bret Michaels’ Tattoo Parlor, The Chippendales beefcake review, the popular seafood buffet, and the stunning rooftop bar I’d experienced many years ago, the view from which is the single greatest advantage to staying off the strip.
Dejectedly, I found a Wetzel’s Pretzels, and had a pretzel dog for dinner. I was in bed by 11:30, somewhat ashamed, but not for doing anything naughty, the way Vegas promises I will.
Photos by Dan Dion